Derren Brown

Hello. I am Anthony and here is my first blog but and hopefully this will be my last cos anyone who writes them are usually really stuck up or boring or have such boring lives they cant think of anything else to do.

DISCLAIMER: Yes, this is my first blog and I said to myself I wouldn’t do it and I know some of you are thinking I always said I wouldn’t but I am not sitting on my morals but have been forced into a SITUATION where SOME people have forced me into a situation where I have to.

I am writing about last month’s Derren Brown programme. It was absolutely admirable and truly outstanding and he made a normal puny pathetic boy change into a real man who saved a plane from crashing using his brain and Derren’s bravery. This is typical derren but for those of you who watch him often you will recognise that this was even special to him and the best part of it was at the end where derren was going to cry…but he didn’t in the end which just shows his power and inner (and outer) strength.

I liked his show but I am FED UP of people saying it was not real. I know sometimes ppl are trying to be funny but sometimes some ‘people’ take it TOO FAR. I will now proceed to explain why people should keep their TRAP FUCKING SHUT and locked up with no key but a lock which can never ever ever open again, even if it is to tell someone it is the end of the world because noone would believe him anyway or to say sorry because he is a twat because NOONE cares. here are my five reasons for you being an idiot.

ONE – The camera ‘trick’

How could you do a fucking camera trick of a train nearly running over someone. YOU CAN’T. it would be impossible and I’ve even tried to do it with a model train just to prove you wrong and I was right. It’s impossible. For this to happen it would need a fake train and track, this does not exist so it is not impossible…here I invite my sisters words: ‘duh’. She is 6. You have the brain smaller than a six year old GIRL.

As for your RIDICULOUS assessment that Derren Brown is a fake I say to you “watch trick of the mind”. I have watched it and know he isn’t. U don’t even do ur research and clearly haven’t watched it so maybe you should research before you count your chickens.

Also you seem to think that just because he did it in 30 days means that it is not true. ARE U LITERALLY MENTAL? Think about all the other stuff that has been done in a month. In fact the world was made in 7 so if you think about it that way then 30 days is a long time. If your idiot body would try and stay up for 30 days then you’d KNOW. But you cant even do that.

n.b. I do not believe the world was made in seven days but lots of people do and so this is correct for some people who will then see I am right.

Finally and lastly I would like to say that I have written to Derren to tell him about you’re defamation and slander and advised him he should only put out his next show on sky or something. This means that complete and utter imbeciles like you (and probably your whole friends/life/pets) can NOT see him to make up LIES. You are like that quote LIES DAMN LIES AND you (I would put your name here but my post won’t go up if I do that and I would otherwise but I want the whole world to know what an IDIOT you are so I won’t but I will leave some clues and maybe someone will work it out and write it in the comments section or something).

And by the way ‘deceiving’ is not spelt ‘deseeving’. It is spelt ‘deceiving’. You mental defective twit.

Thank u to all who have read and support me.

A